Monday, April 26, 2010

Hot Mess

picture this....
a green leaf. a purple flower. some blue water. white sand. a naked booty.

Now picture this....a stream of hot piss coming flying at your face. Can you see it? Cause I didn't! My little nephew, the precious asshole, pissed right in my eye right as I was changing him. I was in shock, usually when that happens I've at least asked for it and I know it's about to,(awkward for you) but body temperature liquid flying at your face in a fast, intense pace is not what I liked to think of as the most amazing way to spend a saturday nite....with a child. Needless to say, I was humored but a little pissed....pun intended!

The moist one,
Plussize Twink

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Drink Got me Thru....

So i stand here, barefoot in basketball shorts, tights hug my thighs a loose Wham tshirt hangs daintily off my shoulders and a mirror is staring back at me. At this point my mind is a racing. Why am i standing here in, yet again, another dance call. Why did i wake up at 4:30 this morning praying and hoping that this Joseph call will allow Joseph to have a dark skin thick brother.