a green leaf. a purple flower. some blue water. white sand. a naked booty.
Now picture this....a stream of hot piss coming flying at your face. Can you see it? Cause I didn't! My little nephew, the precious asshole, pissed right in my eye right as I was changing him. I was in shock, usually when that happens I've at least asked for it and I know it's about to,(awkward for you) but body temperature liquid flying at your face in a fast, intense pace is not what I liked to think of as the most amazing way to spend a saturday nite....with a child. Needless to say, I was humored but a little pissed....pun intended!
The moist one,